try this one

[NorthernStar]

You are walking down a road, an old woman comes up to you and warns you to not continue. If you continue you will find a fork in the road. One road leads to winning bets for the rest of your life. The other road leads to instant death (or losing bets the rest of your (the slow death)). At the fork are twin brothers who can assist you in choosing the road to winnings. There is one small problem, you may only ask one question, to just one of the brothers. Then you you must choose which road to take. Before you decide on what question to ask, one last thing about the twins, one brother always tells the truth and one brother always lies.

What question do you ask?

Good luck

Northern

 

[blueedwards]

look directly at the brother on the left and say "which road do i take, liar?"

 

[WCBias]

Boy, I thought for sure from the thread topic that there would be instructions on how to blow myself

 

[NorthernStar]

Boy, I thought for sure from the thread topic that there would be instructions on how to blow myself

You have to be hung like a taper to do tha twc

 

[NorthernStar]

look directly at the brother on the left and say "which road do i take, liar?"

Nice try but wrong question. This one took me a week to figure out

 

[Arodd]

hahahahahahaha

this is a good question...i'd say "hey you two motherfuckers, which road do i take?"
then start pissing on the street for no reason and then punch that stupid old broad in the face

 

[Tulsa]

I figure you have to ask two questions to get anywhere, not one. Maybe the riddle should be that you can ask one question and only one question of each brother, but I could be wrong.

Ask Guy1: Which road would your brother have me take to happiness?

Guy1: My brother would have you take road A

Ask Guy2: Which road should I take to happiness?

Guy2: Take road A.

Now, Guy1 must be the 'honest' brother as he told me truthfully that Guy2 would tell me to take road A. Therefore Guy2 is the liar. Therefore I should take road B.

Assume Guy2 instead says, 'Take road B':

Then that means that Guy1 must be the 'dishonest' brother. Therefore Guy2 is the honest brother and I should take road B.

Symmetry of roads and brothers means that the conclusion is valid for any case. tulsa

 

[NorthernStar]

I figure you have to ask two questions to get anywhere, not one. Maybe the riddle should be that you can ask one question and only one question of each brother, but I could be wrong.

Ask Guy1: Which road would your brother have me take to happiness?

Guy1: My brother would have you take road A

Ask Guy2: Which road should I take to happiness?

Guy2: Take road A.

Now, Guy1 must be the 'honest' brother as he told me truthfully that Guy2 would tell me to take road A. Therefore Guy2 is the liar. Therefore I should take road B.

Assume Guy2 instead says, 'Take road B':

Then that means that Guy1 must be the 'dishonest' brother. Therefore Guy2 is the honest brother and I should take road B.

Symmetry of roads and brothers means that the conclusion is valid for any case. tulsa

you can solve the riddle with just one question

 

[Tulsa]

They both would have to answer that question though, right? I have to have input from both...right?

I would ask them one question then, but they both have to answer:

What way would your brother say I should go to find my happiness?

Guy1: My brother would have you take Road A

Guy2: My brother would have you take Road A

Then one of the brothers is lying and instead the honest one would have me take road B, but he didn't tell me what he would take....just told me what the lying brother would do. I take Road B.

They will both ALWAYS answer the same to that question. They cannot each say a different road.

Either they both say Road A or they both say Road B. Whichever one they both say, I take the other.

tulsa

 

[Tulsa]

I've got to go to beddddd!! What's the verdict?

tulsa

ps...I wish I could ask the honest brother if Boston won and he would say, "yes."

I wish I could ask the lying brother if Florida won and he would say, "no."

That is what I wish.

 

[DonMelchor]

One Question one answer, I've been thinking about this since last night, a=I figure you have to ask one of them, pointing at the road to hapiness tell me if you 2 are brothers...

 

[SkinsRaj28]

hahahahahahaha

this is a good question...i'd say "hey you two motherfuckers, which road do i take?"
then start pissing on the street for no reason and then punch that stupid old broad in the face

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[kidslick]

yo

attention whore ---get back to work....lol

shittt i have been out of work since march 6 (workmens comp)

i am one lazy fukker..........................snappppp

 

[Uno]

Sorry to put an end to this but you ask one of them what the other would say and do the opposite.

What do I win?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

yo

attention whore ---get back to work....lol

shittt i have been out of work since march 6 (workmens comp)

i am one lazy fukker..........................snappppp

You lucky bastard. I hate you.

I'm the laziest motherfucker on the planet. I'm also the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2791629999704699170&q=Graham+Biller

This will never get old.

 

[kidslick]

You lucky bastard. I hate you.

I'm the laziest motherfucker on the planet. I'm also the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2791629999704699170&q=Graham+Biller

This will never get old.

its starting to get played out though,, I put on about 20 lbs ,workmen comp checks come once every 2 weeks ($800 for 2 weeks, been this way since 1992- has not changed in 17 years ..WTF) ALSO RECIEVE ANOTHER 300 PER WEEK supplemental income from the company-- still its not enough, i have to get my ass back to work. my goal to go back to work is

AUG 28/06, then i work for a couple of months and then the cocksukkers owe me 4 weeks vacation that i have not used this year.lol, snappp (hopefully i can take the month of december off for my vacation)

 

[NorthernStar]

Tulsa you in effect had the right idea. You ask which road would your brother send me to happiness if I asked him.

If road "A" is happiness, the brother who lies all of the time would point you to road "B", lieing about which road his brother would send you down.

If you asked the brother who tells the truth, he too would tell you his brother would send you down road "B".

Thus you would go down road "A" and never have another losing bet, but would that be fun knowing every bet you placed was going to win?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

its starting to get played out though,, I put on about 20 lbs ,workmen comp checks come once every 2 weeks ($800 for 2 weeks, been this way since 1992- has not changed in 17 years ..WTF) ALSO RECIEVE ANOTHER 300 PER WEEK supplemental income from the company-- still its not enough, i have to get my ass back to work. my goal to go back to work is

AUG 28/06, then i work for a couple of months and then the cocksukkers owe me 4 weeks vacation that i have not used this year.lol, snappp (hopefully i can take the month of december off for my vacation)

Damn killer, that's crazy. What do you do? And you've been outta commission since '92?!? Insanity.

Sorry to hijack your thread, Northern Star.

 

[kidslick]

Damn killer, that's crazy. What do you do? And you've been outta commission since '92?!? Insanity.

Sorry to hijack your thread, Northern Star.

i think i misinformed you
the max on workmen's comp is 400 dollars a week tax free. this has not changed since 1992. In 1992 the max was 400 dollars a week
fukkin gov't
your gonna like this my job title is journeyman pressman..

been doing this since i was 18 years old , been out of work only 19 weeks now, i'm fukken milkin this one for the summer

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Ohhhhhh, my fault, I'm retarded.

WTF is a journeyman pressman?